I Am Beer. I Like Queer.

A line of red, orange, yellow, green, and blue shots (to drink).
Photo by Sharon McCutcheon from Pexels

I am beer.

I like queer.

-Record scratch-

“They like snatch?”

I was thinking,

when I was drinking,

how fun it’d be,

to play on me.

I am queer.

I like beer.

When I drink,

I do think,

All the time,

Sober or inebriated — I can rhyme.

Is it good?

Stand up, I could.

Talkin’ bout the poem,

Silly brain of foam!

Oh, the lyric, the line.

Fork it with the good tine.

Am I done?

Yeah. It was fun (for me, teehee.).

*Final note: Fortune Feimster, the comedian, inspired this poem. On Feimster’s IG account, they took a fake news blurb about a COVID-19 vaccine turning people gay and turnt it up in a positive light. Fortune wanted a double vaccine (to double up on the gay) and so do I, comedian, so. do. I. We should all be so lucky!

Visual representation of story on @tolbert_on_medium Instagram

--

--

--

Queer Writer & Poet | Sex and Sensuality | Health and Wellness Interests | Personal Experience | LINKTR.EE/TOLBERTMBB | Instagram @tolbert_on_medium

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Recommended from Medium

Learning to Live

Poems which don’t rhyme

Visualizing my Experience at AMAL

Poem: “Revitalizing Glow”

Home — A Place I Feel Loved

Elliott Wave View: SPY Has Resumed Wave 3 Higher

Alone doesn’t always mean lonely..

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Tolbert

Tolbert

Queer Writer & Poet | Sex and Sensuality | Health and Wellness Interests | Personal Experience | LINKTR.EE/TOLBERTMBB | Instagram @tolbert_on_medium

More from Medium

Beginning of the end Chapter 21

A Journey into the Subconscious Mind — #10

Writing For Myself