Mumpty Bumpty
Mumpty Bumpty laid in bed,
Mumpty Bumpty twisted their head
(and everything with a joint);
Mumpty Bumpty went to the chiropractor and Mumpty’s bones said:
Pop! Crack! We are out of whack!
The Bumpty was worked out of Mumpty
which left them feeling jumpty
and gettin’ up to startin’ sumpting
and no more Bumptys came out of Mumpty
until Mumpty no Bumpty laid in bed…